The last two weeks in some of my favourite outfits. Perfection is an understatement. 👑
No, but can we talk about this. HE KNEW THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS COMING. Either he’d sighted them before or (and this is my thinking, because HAWKEYE) he saw them coming in the windows of another building.
He makes split second calculations and looses an arrow WITHOUT LOOKING, and hits his target dead on.
This isn’t him showing off or anything. It’s tactical. It’s watching your own six while watching someone else’s.
This is years upon years of training, muscle memory, and straight up intelligence that puts most people to shame, all coming into play.
And let’s not forget, SHIELD’s physicists couldn’t figure out the tesseract opened from both sides. Yet Clint did.
When it comes down to it? This man is one of the biggest BAMFS in the Marvelverse, MCU or comics.
Clint’s human. He’s said it himself:
“You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got, what, armor. Magic. Super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.”
And he does all this. And keeps up with people with superpowers.
I present to you: One of the baddest of asses ever to walk the planet. Clint. Mother. Fucking. Barton
Friendly reminder that Marvel THEMSELVES chose Hawkeye as their #2 greatest avengers ever, only behind Captain America.
That’s right. A human shooting arrows from a bow ranked above all the superpowers.
I’d like to welcome you to a most unusual wedding. In our society today, no wedding is really “normal.” Our polyglot nation has blended together so many ideas of what it means to be married, and how one goes about doing it, that there is truly no one true way to structure a marriage ceremony. But even by modern standards, where blended families are the new norm, where ceremonies invoke ancient customs alongside modern creations, where in a seemingly ever-increasing number of states and countries, anyone can marry the person that they love, this is a most unusual wedding.
Today we have gathered to witness the union of Brynn, Kitten, and Doll. We are here today to offer them our love and our blessings as they embark on the next phase of their lives together. To some, they represent the “slippery slope” we were warned about. In truth, what they are about to do today is as old as mankind. While modern humans may have invented the word “polyamory,” or “many loves,” we certainly didn’t invent the idea. Multiple adult relationships are as old as we are as a species. Every major culture on the planet has had some form of multiple marriage. Every major religion has allowed it at some point, and some still do. Numerous holy men from the Old Testament had multiple wives. Arjuna, a Hindu hero in the Mahabharata, shares his wife with his brothers, one of whom later marries as well. To modern Pagans, all acts of love are holy to the Goddess. Ecclesiastes 4:12 says that though one person may be overpowered, two can support each other, and a chord of three strands is not quickly broken.
Today, Brynn, Kitten and Doll will forge their own three-strand chord. This ceremony is very much their creation, a modern blend of the old and the new, to mark the new beginning of their lives together as a family.
I’M NOT CRYING I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE
fffffffuck the amazingness of these three ladies
Holy wow those uniforms are cool. (Reblogging to double Hank’s chance of seeing them, because this is a mash-up of his two favorite things.)
I WANT TO READ THIS FAN FIC SO BAD!
Madame Vastra and Jenny struggle with the Starship Enterprise. It was difficult, at first, to accept that the Weeping Angels had transported them forward - not back - and that they would never see the Doctor, River or Strax again.
The crew was welcoming. They had seen stranger things than mixed species marriages before, and their records of the Doctor were well archived.
When Wesley handed them their bundled uniforms, they expected just another pants suit. It took some alterations but in the end, they were pleased with the results.
They had each other. And that, in the end, was all that mattered.
Guess who’s back, back again… Elo’s back, tell a friend.
I just reached 12K followers, and I want to celebrate it with you, sweeties. Because you deserve more than a hug.
This giveaway contains:
★ The new Catching Fire inspired mockingjay pin. The Odds Will Be Deffo On Your Favor. (x)
★ A Timelord pocket watch. Time will be in your hands.
★ A brand new Supernatural T-Shirt. (Don’t worry sweeties, the size won’t be a problem)
★ A signed picture of Tom Hiddleston. HIS FUCKING HANDSOME BRITISH HANDS TOUCHED IT.
★ A Tardis stainless Lunch Box. Bigger on the inside, yo. (x)
★ A Gryffinclaw scarf. ‘Cause loving just one house is way too mainstream.
★ The new collection of The Avengers Colognes, including Loki’s; Mischief. (x)
✰ Cap’s: Patriot. May contain freedom.
✰ Tony’s: Mark VII.Stand up to sonsofabitch.
✰ Hulk’s: SMASH!Forget science. Smash things.
✰ Thor’s: Worthy. Feel like a demigod.
✰ Loki’s: Mischief. Will you kneel before it?
✰ Nick Fury’s: Infinity formula. RULE ‘EM ALL.
✰ Widow’s: F.S.R.E. Just like in Budapest.
★ Rules & Requirements:
✰ You’re not Tom Hiddles, so you must be following me, at least until the giveaway ends.
✰ If you have any question, leave it here <3.
✰ I ship absolutely everywhere, including Narnia, Asgard and Hogwarts.
✰ Likes count.
✰ If the winner does not appear after 48 hours, I’ll choose another.
✰ I’ll choose a winner December the 24th.
★ May the gods be ever in you favor!
✰PLUS: If this gets 35K, I’ll add my precious Gryffindor robe.✰ UPDATE: Now that you have finally reached 35K, I propose you something; reach 50K and I’ll add my Katniss & Peeta pillows and 6 Fandom - Inspired Nail Polish Bottles. (IDK, just tell me your faves and I’ll buy them!) Packs count too! <3 (Superwhoavengelock, Team Free Will, The Golden Trio…)
✰ UPDATE 2.0: After reading all your requests, I’ve finally made up my mind. These are the chosen items that will be added when you all reach 86K:
★ A Samulet.